I’m Currently Paying Zero; Can You Do Better?
(This is an actual conversation I had on the phone.)
Me: “Hello?”
Representative: “Hello. I’d like to help you save money on your car insurance! Is this a good time to talk?”
Me: “I don’t own a car; please take me off of your list.”
Representative: “But I can save you a lot of money on your insurance.”
Me: “No, you didn’t listen. I don’t own a car; therefore. I don’t have or need car insurance. Please take me off of your list.”
Representative: “But I can save you a lot of money.”
(We repeat this whole thing way too many times. Finally. I am furious.)
Me: “LISTEN TO ME! I have a medical condition that makes it impossible for me to drive a car. That means that I do not own a car. That further means that I do not have or need car insurance. Do not call me again!”
(I hung up. Literally one minute later they called back! Luckily, it was a different rep who actually listened.)