I’m Coming And Going

(I’m the stupid customer in this one. I’m trying to kill time before I go into work that morning. I’ve already been awake for a couple hours but I am still tired.)

Me: “Could I have just a [breakfast item], please?”

Cashier: “Sure. Is that for here or to go?”

Me: “To here.”

Cashier: *confused* “So… is that…”

Me: *realizing what I said, getting more flustered* “Oh, I mean… for here. I’m really sorry.”

(I walked away after paying, but I was embarrassed for a while after. I didn’t mean to confuse the poor woman!)