Illegal Drums Can Have Re-Percussions

| Working | July 26, 2013

(Our store has a community board that is mostly used for selling things. I see an ad for something I want, so come back after my shift to jot down the number, but the ad is gone.)

Me: “Hey [boss], did you remove an advert from the board?”

Boss: “Yeah, I took down an ad, why?”

Me: “Well, I wanted the details; I was going to buy it.”

Boss: “But… but… that’s illegal! We can’t be involved in that. And you don’t strike me as the type!”

Me: “The type for what? It was a set of bongos.”

Boss: “Exactly! For smoking the weed! I’m glad you don’t come into work stoned.”

Me: “…bongos are drums. ”

Boss: “Oh, right. I’ll just get it for you…”

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