I’ll Tell You When You’re Molder

(I’m five years old, telling a joke I learned at school.)

Me: “So the papa mole came out of the hole and said, ‘Look at all the flowers!'”

Dad: “Okay.”

Me: “And then the mama mole came out of the hole and said, ‘Look at all the grass!'”

Dad: “All right…”

Me: “And then the baby mole came out and said, ‘What flowers? What grass? All I see is mole a**es.'” *pause* “I don’t get it. Why does he see molasses?”

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