I’ll Take This Shift To-Go, Please
(I walk into a fast food restaurant. Note that I’m standing right in front of the server as I place my order at the counter.)
Worker: “That will be $14.35. Please drive to the 1st window.”
Me: *staring blankly*
Worker: *realizes what she just said* “Oh! That’s $14.35!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?