I’ll Take My Celery Salary Now, Please

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I’m eating celery when my dog sees that I’m eating something and comes up to me begging.

Me: “You don’t like celery.”

Dog continues begging.

Me: “No.”

Dog whines.

Me: “You don’t like celery.”

Dog continues whining and begging.

Me: “Fine.”

I give him a piece and he spits it out.

Me: “I told you.”

Dog sees me eating and starts begging.

Me: “It’s still celery.”

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