I’ll Take It Black Death
Coffee Shop | Right
| January 10, 2017
(I am the customer in this story. I walk into my local coffee shop this morning and notice that one of the menu TVs is showing a Blue Screen of Death.)
Me: “I wasn’t expecting to see that on your menu.”
Barista: “Yeah, we have a new Blue Screen of Death Latte. It tastes like a burnt out computer.”
Me: “Mmm… Silicon Dioxide.”
Barista: “Yummy.”