I’ll Just Check Back Periodically

(Because I have gotten my menstrual period the day before my appointment date, I have to reschedule my pelvic exam and pap test.)

Receptionist: “Thank you for calling [doctor’s office]. How can I help you?”

Me: “Hi. I have an appointment for tomorrow, but I started my period today, so I need to reschedule.”

Receptionist: “No problem. How’s four weeks from today?”