I’ll Have Whatever Vegetables They Are Having

| Romantic | March 17, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are discussing what we would be if we were vegetables.)

Me: “I can imagine myself as some sort of squash.”

Boyfriend: “Spaghetti squash, noble queen of the squash family! You’d have an ambiguously gay pumpkin as your bodyguard, and a family of alfalfa sprouts as servants.”

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