I’ll Have Whatever He Had
(A VERY drunk WHITE guy comes in five minutes before closing time.)
White Guy: “F*** you! You’re not going to serve me are you?”
Me: “Nope, sorry, we’re just closing.”
White Guy: “Awww, go on, please… just a quick pint!”
Me: “No, we’re closing.”
White Guy: “F*** you, is it because I’m black?”
Me: “…Yes.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
