I’ll Have The Dry Soup And The Purple Salad
(When I am in high school I go on a trip from Chicago to the Boundary Waters of Canada. This is a 24-hour bus trip, and we stop for dinner at some point. One of my friends was completely asleep, and is still groggy when we start ordering.)
Waitress: “What would you like?”
Friend: “I’ll have the chicken sandwich.”
Waitress: “Soup or salad?”
Friend: “What’s the difference?”
Waitress: “…?”
Me: “Soup is wet; salad is green.”
Friend: “Wait, no, I mean… Um…”
Me: *to waitress* “Maybe you should come back to him.”
(At this point we were all giggling so hard that ordering was delayed for a few minutes.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.