I’ll Have Some Napalm And Dip
High School | Learning
| March 18, 2015
(We’re being quizzed on the periodic table of elements by our teacher.)
Teacher: “Okay, so what element is Be?”
Student #1: “Beryllium.”
Teacher: “Li?”
Student #2: “Lithium.”
Teacher: “What is Na?”
Student #3: “Um… napalm?”
Entire Class: “NAPALM?!”
Teacher: “Well, that should make your potato chips a little spicy…”
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