I’ll Have Some Napalm And Dip

| Northampton, PA, USA | Learning | March 18, 2015

(We’re being quizzed on the periodic table of elements by our teacher.)

Teacher: “Okay, so what element is Be?”

Student #1: “Beryllium.”

Teacher: “Li?”

Student #2: “Lithium.”

Teacher: “What is Na?”

Student #3: “Um… napalm?”

Entire Class: “NAPALM?!”

Teacher: “Well, that should make your potato chips a little spicy…”

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