I’ll Czech That For You

Customer: “Hey, I don’t have my glasses, can you tell me where this perfume was made?”

Me: “Sure thing.”

I start looking at the outside of the box.

Me: “It says here ‘Made in PRC’, which I’m pretty sure stands for People’s Republic of China.”

Customer: “Are you sure it’s a ‘C’? It could be a ‘G’?” *Gasps.* “Maybe it’s made in Prague!”

Sure, you keep thinking that, buddy.