I’ll Call You Daddy For Twenty Bucks
(I’m driving for Uber, taking a rider to a concert. He’s texting as I drive.)
Customer: “Hey, [My Name], we’re friends now, okay? I’m telling everyone that a friend is giving me a ride.”
Me: *playing along* “Okay, ‘friend,’ can I borrow twenty bucks?”
Customer: “If I give you money, you’re one of my kids.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?