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Ignoring The Lack Of An Elephant In The Room

, , , | Right | September 16, 2010

Customer: “Someone told me you have elephant rides out there.”

Me: “No, ma’am, we have camel rides and pony rides, but no elephant rides.”

Customer: “But no elephant rides?”

Me: “No, ma’am, we don’t have elephants here.”

Customer: “But someone told me you had elephant rides!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but that person must have been mistaken. We do not have elephant rides.”

Customer: “Well, where can I ride an elephant, then?”

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