Ignoring The Lack Of An Elephant In The Room
Customer: “Someone told me you have elephant rides out there.”
Me: “No, ma’am, we have camel rides and pony rides, but no elephant rides.”
Customer: “But no elephant rides?”
Me: “No, ma’am, we don’t have elephants here.”
Customer: “But someone told me you had elephant rides!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but that person must have been mistaken. We do not have elephant rides.”
Customer: “Well, where can I ride an elephant, then?”
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