Ignoring The Elephant In The Windpipe
(My girlfriend and I have a running joke about a ‘tiny elephant escaped from the zoo’ being responsible for certain noises we make. This time, her throat is whistling when she inhales.)
Girlfriend: *wheeze* “Hah, tiny elephant.” *wheeze*
Me: “The poor thing.”
Girlfriend: *wheeze*
Me: “He’s trapped in there!”
Girlfriend: *wheeze*
Me: “The poor can’t get out!”
Girlfriend: *wheeze*
Me: “He can’t breathe!”
Girlfriend: “He can’t breathe? What about ME?!”
Me: “Well, maybe you’d have an easier time if you spat out that poor little elephant you swallowed!”
Girlfriend: *wheeze*
Me: “Listen to him. He wants his mommy!”
Girlfriend: *wheeze*
Me: “HE WANTS HIS MOOOMMYY!!”
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