Ignore The Rule Of Thumb

(I am at a scout camp, and Counselor #1 is telling of something that happened during the summer.)

Counselor #1: *gets call on walkie-talkie* “Yes, [Counselor #2]?”

Counselor #2: *over walkie-talkie* “I have a health and safety question.”

Counselor #1: “What is it?”

Counselor #2: “How do I get my thumb out of a log-splitter?”