If You’re Undermining Mum’s Authority And You Know It
(My family is on a long car ride, and my brother is poking at my sister and generally being irritating.)
Sister: “Mum! He’s being annoying! Make him stop!”
Mom: “Listen, [brother’s name], if you’re being annoying and you know it—”
Dad: “Clap your hands!”
(All three of us kids laugh hysterically, as mum gives dad a really evil glare.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?