If You’re Rude, You Get Screwed

, , , | Right | March 20, 2011

(I am serving a customer. He appears to be trying to impress his girlfriend.)

Customer: “This wine is corked!”

Me: “No, sir. It’s not corked.”

Customer: “This is outrageous! How dare you? A simple server should never say I’m lying! I want to speak to the manager!”

Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”

Customer: “This wine is corked, and this guy is calling me a liar!”

Manager: *to me* “How can you be so sure his wine is not corked?”

Me: “The bottle had a screw cap.”


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