If You’re Rude, You Get Screwed
(I am serving a customer. He appears to be trying to impress his girlfriend.)
Customer: “This wine is corked!”
Me: “No, sir. It’s not corked.”
Customer: “This is outrageous! How dare you? A simple server should never say I’m lying! I want to speak to the manager!”
Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”
Customer: “This wine is corked, and this guy is calling me a liar!”
Manager: *to me* “How can you be so sure his wine is not corked?”
Me: “The bottle had a screw cap.”
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