If You Were As Rich As Tony Stark, You Would
(I have picked up a comedy birthday card and am just about to pay.)
Cashier: “Would you like to give any money to Cancer Research today?”
Me: “Er… No, thank you.”
(Pause.)
Me: “I sounded like a monster. I mean that I don’t have any more money, not that I don’t think it’s a good cause.”
Cashier: “Don’t worry, you’re all right. I like your card and–” *points to my Iron Man T-shirt* “–your shirt.”
Me: “Thanks, have a nice day.”
(I go back to my friend.)
Friend: “What was that about?”
Me: “I am a terrible human being.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?