If You Walk A Mile In His Shoes… You’ll Be Braindead
My friend and I are out shopping together. We stop in the shoe department of one store as they are having a buy-one-get-one-half-price sale on all shoes.
A male and female customer near us are also browsing shoes.
Female Customer: *To the male customer* “What do you suppose that means?”
She points at the large sale signs everywhere. The male customer frowns and considers for several seconds.
Male Customer: “Well, I think it means if you buy one shoe—”
He holds up one shoe from a pair.
Male Customer: “—you only pay half price for the other.”
He held up the other shoe from the same pair. My friend and I just facepalmed.
