If You Have To Ask, You’re Not A High Roller

, , , , | Right | February 9, 2020

(I’m working at a call center in a casino late at night.)

Caller: “Hey, I was wondering, do you guys sell alcohol all day?”

Me: “No, unfortunately. Due to state laws, we stop serving alcohol at 2:00 in the morning.”

Caller: “No way. For real?”

Me: “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that’s how it is.”

(At this point, his tone changes from disbelief to anger.)

Caller: “Even for high rollers?”

Me: “Unfortunately, yes, we have to abide by state laws—”

Caller: “Oh, we’ll see about that.” *hangs up*

(I guess he came over and sure did see about that.)

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