If You Hate The Use Of Red In Halloween Just Wait Until It Hits Christmas

(I’m ringing up a customer. My store uses a lot of glitter.)

Customer: “Do you have sanitary wipes? You should wipe the blood off the PIN pad.”

(Surprised and concerned, I look over to check the touch screen of the pad.)

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just glitter; nothing to worry about!”

Customer: “Well, it’s red and it looks like blood.”

Me: “It’s just a little red glitter, just that time of year. It’s perfectly all right.”

Customer: “Red glitter, what do they think of?”

(The customer paid and went on her merry way.)