Ryan Has Got Some Answering To Do

(My husband and I are in the kitchen, our daughter asleep on the couch, and our roommate on the back patio grilling his dinner. Hubby makes a pass to grope me and I bat his hand away saying, “No!” He moves to grope again…)

Me: “No means no, honey!”

Husband: “I can grope you whenever I want!”

Me: “No means no, and it doesn’t matter who you are. It could be you; it could be Ryan Reynolds. No means no!”

Husband: “Why would you tell me no?”

Me: “The more important question is, why would I tell Ryan Reynolds no?”