If You Control Your Movements Enough, Then Yes
(I approach a lady looking at a particular paint being advertised as good for faux painting techniques.)
Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “Yeah, does this paint come with the stripes in it?”
Me: “Um… you mean, if you paint the wall with that paint, will stripes magically appear?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: *stifling laughter* “No.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
