If You Can Refill Money The Treasury Would Like A Word With You

I’m the annoying customer here. Very occasionally, I will ask a fast food employee for a refund on something other than my drink — fries, a cookie, etc. My goal is just to make the employee chuckle, though I did once have someone laugh so hard that he gave it to me.

One employee, though, thought fast enough to give me an awesome response: “Sure, if I can get a refill on your dollar!”