If There Is A God, He Obviously Owns A Dog

| | Right | April 16, 2009

(Note: this takes place during the middle of a bad rainstorm.)

Customer: “Hi, I wanted to start bringing by dog here but I wanted to make sure that the animals get a lot of exercise.”

Me: “Oh, we just have them in rotations to run on a treadmill. You see, they help to generate power for our building. I think we have Sandy, a cute little chihuahua going right now.”

Customer: “You’re joking, right?”

Me: “Haha, yeah.”

(Moments later, my coworker comes in from the back.)

Coworker: “Hey, Sandy’s loose again. Have you seen the pop-up fence?”

(As if on cue, the storm knocks out power to the building right then and there.)

Customer: “Oh my god! I’m calling Animal Services and reporting you all!”

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  • Kida Ferrari

    Actually it’s not a bad idea to have a battery connected to the treadmill, as long as the animals aren’t forced to be running there.

  • Vira Vandom

    Anubis is a god, I’m sure he has plenty of dogs.

  • Vira Vandom

    The best timing. Ever.