If The Shoe Fits…, Part 7

, , , | Related | August 8, 2017

(My family is made of four women: my mom, older sister, me, and younger sister. As the other three are roughly the same size, they often steal each other’s clothes and shoes. I am ridiculously tiny and therefore never have to worry about my things going missing.)

Mom: “Has anyone’s seen my flip-flops, the black ones?”

Older Sister: “No?” *hides feet behind a jacket as she is currently wearing said flip flops*

Younger Sister: “That’s my jacket!”

Mom: “No, that one is mine! Yours is blue!”

(They continue on bickering for ten minutes before I come downstairs.)

Mom: “Hurry up and get ready. The rest of us are ready to leave!”

Me: *slips on my shoes and jacket that are sitting by the door* “Done.”

Younger Sister: “Why doesn’t she have to keep all her stuff in her room? It’s not fair.”

Me: “My feet are literally half the size of yours. I don’t have to hide them away from the rest of you.”

(I caught my younger sister the next day trying to shove her feet into my shoes.)

Me: “Guess that means I’m Cinderella and you’re the wicked sister.”

Related:
If The Shoe Fits…, Part 6
If The Shoe Fits…, Part 5
If The Shoe Fits…, Part 4
If The Shoe Fits…, Part 3
If The Shoe Fits…, Part 2

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