If That Doesn’t Work, Try Hogwarts
Clothing Store, Funny Stories, Impossible Demands, One-Liner, Perfect Comebacks, UK | Right
| November 3, 2008
Customer: “Oi, you! I need a coat and it’s not here!”
Me: “Certainly, miss, do you have the catalogue number?”
Customer: “No! I’ve told you it’s not here!”
Me: “Okay, describe it.”
Customer: “I want one that will keep me dry and warm in winter, but cool in summer.”
Me: “Sorry, we don’t stock magic coats.”
Customer: “Well, where could I f***ing find one like it?!”
Me: “…Narnia?”
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