If She Were Blonde It Would Be Stereo(Typing)

Customer: “My email is not working!”

Me: “What do you mean it’s not working?”

Customer: “I can’t send any email. I need to send email. I have to confirm bookings and other stuff for my B&B! I need this fixed right away!”

Me: “Okay, I was just heading out. I will drive straight over.”

(I arrive at the customer’s B&B.)

Customer: “I am so glad you could come so quickly. I just don’t know what to do without my email!”

(I look at the computer, use the mouse to send myself a test email, everything works fine.)

Customer: “No, no! Not like that! Type the email!”

Me: “Oh, okay.”

(I type and nothing happens. I reach behind the computer and plug the keyboard back in. The email starts to work again.)

Me: “Your keyboard was unplugged.”

Customer: “Oh yeah, a wire got kicked out when I was sitting there. I guess it was an important one after all.”