If Shakespeare Be The Fruit Of Love, Then Quote On
(It’s a new relationship, and it’s our first time having sex. We’ve been hitting a few snags, but we’re treating it with humor and patience. After a lull, we decide to try again.)
Me: “Once more unto the breach!”
Boyfriend: “Did you just…?”
Me: “Quote Shakespeare in bed? Yes, I did.”
Boyfriend: “You’re amazing!”
(We high-five and keep going.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?