If Only You Could Hear Yourself

(Several family members in my brother-in-law’s family are deaf. They have an interpreter at the wedding and a ‘deaf table’ at the reception for those that are comfortable signing.)

Me: “So, [Brother-In-Law], the interpreter – can she hear?”

Brother-In-Law: “Can she hear?”

Me: “Yes, can she—” *face palms* “I’m never going to live this down, am I?”

Brother-In-Law: “Never!”