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If Only You Could Eat Chocolate In Your Sleep

, , , , | Romantic | August 23, 2021

My girlfriend is a huge chocoholic. We have been dating for nearly a year and I have never once seen her apartment without some sort of chocolate hiding in the freezer or in the cabinets. We both just engaged in some nightly activities. We’re lying nearly asleep when she sits bolt upright.

Girlfriend: “I SAID NO!”

I jerk straight up, thinking that someone has gotten in, and when I look at her, she is staring straight ahead.

Me: “Baby, what’s going on?”

Girlfriend: *Looking at me* “I told [My Name] no, and he’s still trying to find all the chocolate! You have to stop him.”

Me: “Okay, but you can share.”

Girlfriend: “You are even worse than him! I said no!”

Then, she dropped straight back and was out. In the morning, she couldn’t remember a thing, but she agreed that I should have stopped myself from getting all the chocolate.

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