If Only The Staff Could Say That, Too

, , , , | Right | May 23, 2019

(This happens right after I finish buying groceries at a well-known, international superstore. I bag and load my own groceries while the lady behind me unloads her cart onto the conveyor. She’s talking on her cell phone at the time and not really paying attention.)

Lady: *behind me in line* “Excuse me? Why aren’t you bagging my groceries?”

(As far as I know, this building has never had baggers. I answer her in the most over-the-top, petulant way I can muster.)

Me: “Because I don’t like you!”

(I proceeded to storm off to the sound of the cashier snorting with laughter.)

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