If Batman Had A Little Sister

(I’m on a first date at a nice little place, just chatting with the guy I’m out with, when he clears his throat a little. He also is friends with my older brother.)

Him: “So… ah… [Older Brother] found out we were going out tonight and called me.”

Me: “Yeah… He did text me something to that effect today. Something about him being in every shadow?”

Him: “Yep.”

Me: “He also says ‘he is vengeance; he is the night,’ by the way.”