If At First You Don’t Succeed, Tribe Again

| Related | October 23, 2013

Me: “Hey, Dad. I know you’re part Cherokee on Grandpa Jim’s side. I was wondering: am I at least 1/64 Cherokee? If I am, I’m legally entitled to be a member of the Cherokee Nation.”

Dad: “No. I’m 1/64. You’re 1/128.”

Me: “Darn it. One generation too white for a college scholarship.”

Dad: “I think Cher wrote a song about that.”

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