My Love For You Has Grown Ten(tacle)-Fold
Me: “I love you so giant! Like a big, squishy, giant squid!”
Boyfriend: “A big, giant, love squid!”
Me: “You forgot squishy. I feel like this is dirty somehow, in a very wrong sort of way.”
Boyfriend: “Like some strange, Asian tentacle sort of way.”
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