If 5G Isn’t Going To Get You, Ninjas Will

, , , , , , | Right | August 25, 2020

The governor had just mandated wearing masks inside any public building for health reasons.

I needed to pick up a few things on the way home from karate but forgot to bring “normal” clothes to change into after class. I walked into the store in my gi and facemask, which are all black.

I looked like a ninja from a bad action flick.

I grabbed my stuff quickly and got in line to check out. 

Most of the people in the store were wearing facemasks… except for the group in front of me. One of them was loudly complaining about the facemasks, sheeple, 5G, etc. I tuned her out after a few seconds. Then, she looked at me and started to say something. I locked eyes with her and said, “You’re next.” 

The woman turned three shades of white and scurried off to the door to wait for her group to finish checking out. 

I had meant that she was next for checking out since she was too busy ranting to realize that the cashier was ready for her. The cashier got a good laugh, so I’m glad I brightened his evening.


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