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I work in a tie store. Store policy dictates that we ask for ID with every card transaction since our machine won’t take debit. Right before high school dances, we have a lot of teenage boys that come in to buy their ties.

Me: “That will be $12.80.”

The teenager hands me his card.

Me: “Can I see your ID, please?”

Teen: *Blank look* “You have to be a certain age to buy a tie?”

Me: “No… I have to check your ID against your card.”

Teen: “Oh.”

He handed me his ID, still looking confused. I have definitely decided that the younger generation is getting stupider.