Idiot Quotient

(After eventually realizing that I’m actually relatively above average intelligence despite being in arts, my boyfriend marvels over the fact that we’re both smart.)

Boyfriend: “Hypothetically, if we were ever to have kids, they would be super smart! I mean, they’d have all their science knowledge from me, and arts knowledge from you, it’s like the full spectrum! They probably wouldn’t be very good looking though because neither of us are that smoking.”

(He is completely serious.)