I’d Take An Arrow In The Knee For You
(We’re at home watching a movie when I notice my boyfriend has fallen asleep. I can hear several incoherent mumbles from him.)
Boyfriend: *mumbles* “Dung spitting…”
Me: “Wait… what?”
Boyfriend: “The jarl’s spinning…”
Me: “The jarl is spinning?”
Boyfriend: “Yes. But he just stopped.”
Me: “Why was the jarl spinning?”
Boyfriend: “Because he’s in Skyrim and we’re in Skyrim. Party?”
Me: “Sit up and explain to me your nonsense.”
Boyfriend: “But I’m le tired.”
Me: “We’re not in France. I won’t let you nap.”
Boyfriend: “End of ze woooorld!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.