I’d Take An Arrow In The Knee For You, Part 2

| Romantic | May 15, 2017

(My wife has become quite the fan of Skyrim and plays it constantly. In the game, she is a thane of five cities and has a wife, two adopted children, and a dog. I am working on my own computer when my wife announces this gem:)

Wife: “I think I’m going to have to join the vampires.”

Me: “Oh? And why is that?”

Wife: “Because one of the vampires is really pretty and has a nice voice!”

Me: “Okay, but isn’t your character married?”

Wife: “Yeah… but I’m really gay!”

(She sure is!)


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