ID-Rate This Responsibly

Some friends and I are walking into a bar.

Bouncer: “Can I see some ID?”

I’m old enough that I get excited when I’m asked, so I switched my water bottle to my other arm so I could grab it.

Bouncer: *Laughing, pointing at my water.* “Excited to show me ID? Drinking responsibly? Never mind, I don’t need to see it.”