I’d Like The Scammer’s Rate, Please

(I work at a hotel, and it is our quiet season. A guest calls down at 2:00 am.)

Guest: “Excuse me. There are people talking in the hallway and they’re keeping me up! I demand you give me a discount!”

(I check the floors above and below and notice that she is literally the only guest checked in within four floors.)

Me: “Oh, dear! It seems that you’re the only one on your floor… This is concerning. *gasp* “I wonder if we have ghosts!”

Guest: “Oh! No! I’m sorry, I must have been mistaken. Goodnight.” *click* 

(I love when people try to scam us. You agreed to a rate, you pay said rate.)