I’d Be Unhappy To Help You Here

(I have received in-store coupons for their brand of bacon, but didn’t know if I could use it for the nicer cuts.)

Me: “Ma’am, can you help me?”

Employee: *annoyed* “I don’t normally work out here, but go ahead.”

Me: “Oh, well I have this coupon here that—”

Employee: “Well, I CAN READ!” *snatches coupon from my hand* “Uh, yeah, of course. You can use it on that.”

Me: “Thank you.”

Employee: *rolls eyes and walks away without another word*