At Least You Lost It With Her
Romantic
| May 25, 2015
(I am on my second date with a friend from church, and we are having milkshakes. We’re both virgins and very conservative.)
Him: *starts digging around in his glass* “I lost my cherry!” *freezes*
(I snorted, he turned beet red, and now we’ve been married for a year and a half, and have a three-month-old daughter.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?