Icky Poo

, , , , | Right | October 24, 2018

I work in a grocery store where quite a few elderly people shop because they get a discount. As I was walking towards the back area, I noticed an older man heading towards the bathrooms. I noticed something brown on his leg, and for a moment wondered if he’d hurt himself somehow. Just as I was pondering this, an ENTIRE MOUNTAIN OF POOP dropped out of his shorts and onto the floor. He just kept on walking to the bathroom like nothing was amiss.

I was left standing there in complete shock trying to figure out if that actually happened. Eventually I called the maintenance man and discovered that not much grosses me out, apparently.

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