Ice See No Problem Here

(A popular ice cream brand has just recalled their product due to contamination concerns. The ice cream is unavailable through the summer, but is finally restocked at stores near me at the start of November. I send a text message to my mother, a huge fan of the brand, at 7:30 am.)

Me: “[Brand] ice cream is back in stores as of today!”

Mom: “I already bought two…”

Mom: “An hour ago…”

Mom: “I don’t have a problem.”