iCan’t Believe iWork Here

Boss: “Can you give me an update on the [drafting software] computer?”

Me: “We just purchased a workstation that is ready to go.”

Boss: “I saw it, but I was hoping we could put it on a Mac.”

Me: “It can’t run on a Mac.”

Boss: “Can we get something that looks more like a Mac?”

Me: “You mean…?”

Boss: “Just more like a Mac. We want it to match the room!”